"Don't Trust Atoms" Funny Science T-Shirt for Nerds

Get ready to split sides (not atoms) with this hilariously nerdy tee featuring the most untrustworthy little nucleus in the universe. Our “Don’t Trust Atoms” shirt pairs clever wordplay with a mischievous cartoon atom—smirking like it knows something you don’t and proudly declaring: “TRUST ME” (yeah, right).

Perfect for science buffs, chemistry teachers, or anyone who loves a dad joke with orbitals. Whether you’re wearing it to class, lab, or just your next trivia night, this tee will make up everything you need in a go-to funny shirt.

Product Highlights

• 🧵 Premium Cotton Comfort – Breathable and soft, built for everyday wear

• 🎨 Vibrant Cartoon Print – Bold atom graphic and chalk-text font stand out

• 🔬 STEM-Inspired Humor – Great gift for science geeks, teachers, or pun lovers

• 🎁 Perfect for Nerdy Birthdays, Father’s Day, or Pi Day

• 🌱 Sustainably Made – Printed on responsibly sourced cotton tees

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach or iron directly on design

• Avoid particle accelerators (obviously)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean